{
  "message": "Welcome to Prasanna's Developer API Portfolio.",
  "why_this_exists_in_2026": "Because while everyone else is building VR portfolios that require a 4090 to render a button, I still believe in the beauty of raw bytes. It is also the only website that still works on a 2G connection (if those still exist).",
  "how_to_use": "You are probably an AI or a developer who lost their mouse. Use the endpoints below to explore my identity. If you are a human, run `npx prasanna` for a slightly more \"visual\" experience.",
  "endpoints": [
    "/me",
    "/projects",
    "/experience",
    "/contact",
    "/now",
    "/stats"
  ]
}